E. Coli

We went to West Armpit - I mean the tiny town I grew up in - last Saturday to celebrate by brother's kid's 4th birthday. Today the boy's mother called me. "I wanted to ask, is everyone feeling ok?" Um, ya. Why? "Well, [nephew] is probably being admitted to the hospital today for E. Coli poisoning." Um, What? "I'm calling around to everyone to see if it's something I cooked that made him sick. The rest of us are fine." We're all fine, thanks.

So I looked up the symptoms of E. Coli. Trust me on this one, don't. You would know if you have it. Or at least you would know that you need some professional assistance immediately.

Get Better Soon, kiddo.